DESIGN AND WHAT NOT
The following shall serve as a testament to my prolific mastery of the graphic arts. Prepare yourself, oh wretched unworthy one, to glimpse upon the very face of god, and in so doing, know my glory! Every font was hand carved from solid mahogany using nothing but a airliner spoon and a keen eye. Every colour was crafted in the traditional manner, mixing the finest hunks of animal fat, dirt and other gross stuff in an old pot. And every layout was lovingly downloaded from shutterstock, or lifted from someone in India.